Star Wars: Return of the Jedi Movie Review

Just because the 2nd movie ended with Luke doing exactly what Yoda and Obi Wan told him would mean he could never become a jedi, that's no reason for him to not become a jedi. Thus, it's the return of the jedi! Later, as even though he's calling himself a jedi early on (blog post) they still say he isn't one yet. It's a bit confusing...Source: Star

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Phantasm IV Movie Review

Think that "oblIVion" is a little cheesey of a name for the 4th project in a franchise? They were kicking around the idea of "Phantasm Phorever." Either way, the movie's about Mike running from the Tall Man, and Reggie trying to save mike. You know, like Phantasm 3, except without them spending nearly as much time together, or (blog post) the inter

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Hellraiser 2022 review [Decker Shado]

Out now on Hulu, it's the latest Hellraiser movie! Boy, this series has been through the wringer, hasn't it? From Inferno, to Deader, Hellworld, Hellseeker, Revelations and Judgement it seems that the Hellraiser series is mostly about just throwing out a random horror movie, putting pins in someone's cranium and keeping the rights for at least a li

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Monster Island

Monster Island, The Asylum’s 2019 mockbuster, was released ironically around the same period as Godzilla: King of the Monsters. It is about an island called Monster Island; there may be a monster. The monster is, if I am not mistaken, the island itself.This is a film about asylums. It has (more information) a budget that's comparable to a big kid

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